“The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.”
Soulless bloodsucking lawyer/leech.
I exist to write needlessly long blog posts to fight the tide of Tumblr's obsession with pictures and macro-Tweets.
E-mails: remarkablybrilliant at gmail.
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I'm too old for this shit...
…is the mantra until you’re out and surrounded by a dozen pieces of ass, then it’s “I’m totally just old enough for this shit.”
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